Thursday, June 25, 2009

To: Sen. John McCain

Dearest McCain,

I've been feeling guilty sexually, and really wish you had Veeped me. The rumors surrounding it made me long for you more and more, and when I look back at that tumultuous time period my heart reaches out for a reality that could never be: you as President and I as your doting V.P., always wanting you to continue veeping me for as long as you want.

I wanted to write you and let you know how beautiful your recent critiques of Obama were. I could not imagine a more loving, more caring and more incredibly sexual rebuke of his stance on Iran. And I can't help but continue to think about the way you hold yourself, the extremely sensual way your arms are unable to go above your shoulders, the curves of your jowels...

I reconcile my respect for you by reading the bible. I Corinthians 13. Love endures all things much like you've endured. I miss your touch... my friend... I love you.

Yours forever,


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